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One day, some animals were standing in front of the Temple Guan Gong, suddenly they smelt a disgusting smell.

The snake said: I am so little that my fart couldn’t be so awful, it must be the bull.

The bull said: I am herbivorous, that big fart couldn’t be mine.

The pig said: The person who farts must blush of it.

All of a sudden, Guan Gong rushed out and beaten the pig: I have told you millions of times, my face is red innately.

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“I can’t see the distant things”, said the patient to the doctor.

“Please come with me”, the doctor took the patient outside, pointed the sun and asked,”What do you see there?”

“The sun”,answered the patient.

“Then how far do you want to see!”